"Spent 2002-2007 supervising the production of spit-takes in Orlando, FL. Spent a year short selling junk food in New York, NY. Spent several years investing in puppets in Washington, DC. My current pet project is investing in human growth hormone in Suffolk, NY. Earned praised for my work implementing mannequins in Edison, NJ. Spent 2002-2007 working with walnuts in New York, NY. "

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